


iNeed a Kidney

by SpiKrab



Category: iCarly
Genre: Drama, Friendship
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2009-07-22
Updated: 2009-11-19
Packaged: 2013-09-12 01:30:02
Rating: K+
Chapters: 2
Words: 611
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5239075/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1871125/SpiKrab
Summary: New chapter up! Now someone needs a spleen transplant!





	1. Chapter 1

**iNeed A Kidney**

One day, Carly, Sam, Freddy, and Spencer were at the apartment they hang out in.

Carly: What should we do today?

Sam: Eat food! –raids the fridge-

Freddy: I feel pain in my kidney area!

Spencer: I explode now! –explodes now-

Carly: I think Freddy needs a kidney transplant!

Freddy: Get my mom! –passes out-

Freddy's Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LITTLE FREDDY! –jump out of a window and dies-

Carly: Sam, call 911!

Sam: No thanks.

-Commercial Break-

Gibby: Hi, I'm Gibby, and I like to dance with my shirt off! –takes shirt off and dances for 11 minutes-

-Commercial Break-

Now at the hospital, the gang is finding out what's wrong with Freddy.

Doctor Phatbottum: Freddy needs a kidney, and the only person who can donate their kidney is Sam!

Carly: Gasp!

Freddy: -cough- Gasp!

Sam: OOOOOHHH! You got chicken in this place!

Carly: Sam, will you give Freddy your kidney?

Sam: No.

Carly: Is there anyway you could change your mind.

Sam: I'll think about it.

Later….

Sam: Oh gosh Freddy, I never really wanted you to die!

Freddy: I would never have expected this plot twist about you needing to give me a kidney ever.

Sam: Me neither.

Freddy: I'd miss you!

Sam: I'd miss you too!

Freddy: So, will you donate your kidney?

Sam: -changes from sad tone to evilly happy tone- NO!

Freddy: -dies of a kidney heart attack tumor cancer-

Monster Truck: -drives through the hospital and kills Carly and Sam and Doctor Phatbottum.

**THE END**


	2. Chapter 2

**iNeed A Spleen**

One day, Carly, Sam, Freddy and Spencer were at the Groovy Smoothie drinking smoothies.

Carly: I got strawberry!

Sam: I got fried chicken!

Freddy: I got wildberry!

Spencer: I got pain-in-my-spleen-berry! –falls over-

Charlie Brown: I got a rock!

Carly: Oh noes! Spencer needs help!

Doctor Phatbottum: I can help! –gives Spencer a shot, then hits him over the head with the leg lamp from "A Christmas Story"-

Sam: What's wrong with him? –takes a bite out of Freddy by mistake-

Doctor Phatbottum: He needs a spleen transplant from someone!

-Commercial Break-

Gibby: Hi, I'm Gibby, and I like to dance with…

Juggernaut: I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! –punches Gibby, then puts him on a leash-

Gibby: Why?

Juggernaut: NOW YOU'RE MAH BITCH! MOVE BITCH!

-Commercial Break-

Pikachu: -smoking a cigar- And that's the story of Christmas!

Carly: So?

Pikachu: I DON' NEED THIS PLACE ANYWAY! –walks out crying-

Sam: Strange…

???: GIANT STICK OF DOOM! –giant stick stabs Sam, Freddy and Carly-

Doctor Phatbottum: Oh look, spleens for Spencer!

Several Hours Later…

Spencer: -wakes up- Whoa, I feel, different…

Doctor Phatbottum: I saved your life! Now you have three good spleens instead of one!

Spencer: I do?

Doctor Phatbottum: Also, you are now a crime fighting cyborg ninja pirate who stops bad guys from terrorizing Seatle.

Spencer: What does this thing do? –shoots Phatbottum with a lazer- Oops…

And from that day on, Spencer fought crime and helped Seatle become the most crime-free city of all time.

And Gibby was Juggernaut's bitch for the rest of time.

**THE END**

Sam: And that's how I spent my summer vacation!

Ms. Briggs: The paper was supposed to be on Richard Nixon!

Sam: Take this! –giant monster cat truck dog squirrel duck spoon crushes Ms. Briggs-

Gibby: Now I can dance with my shirt of…

Juggernaut: NOT NOW BITCH! –pimp slaps Gibby across the room-

Announcer: And the award for most pointless and stupid story on goes to

**iNeed A Kidney!**

The one guy in the audience: Whoo!

**THE END**


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